When you wear a thong and shit in your pants and the shit splits in half.
That thong wearing stripper just did a split loaf on stage.
by BBOT5000 March 3, 2018
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Crystal's bathing suit bottoms were so tight, it looked like she had a split top cunt loaf.
by RousseauRetired June 3, 2009
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