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reticulating splines 

Nonsense technobabble used in a production context.

Reticulating splines started off as an in-joke at Maxis and grew to fame with the widespread popularity of The Sims. While it does have a "real" meaning, this definition isn't actually correct in the context of its use. It's really a programming joke.

Reticulating splines is essentially filler. Don't want to describe what's holding up the program? It's reticulating splines. Why isn't the Internet working? The splines aren't reticulated. Heck, don't want to explain your calculus assignment? We're reticulating splines this week.

See also processor gremlins for the computer hardware equivalent.
Sorry the video took so long to upload. Reticulating splines took hours!
reticulating splines by ndm13 April 21, 2015

reticulating splines 

v.
A necessary computation performed by numerous Maxis Sim games. Content simply cannot be generated without meticulous reticulation.

See: reticulatingsplines on ytmnd for further information.
I just generated a random map, but had to wait for the game to finish reticulating splines.

splinxit 

A massive simp for girls usually starting with A, S, or I. Sweaty try hard who screams a lot usually with the name of Antonio or Anthony.
Man he is so much like splinxit just he's not a SIMP and is actually good at the GAME
splinxit by InfernoAnt69 April 5, 2021
"Check out that big spliney with the white girl"
spliney by Paulie Yo March 31, 2007
The object which Maxis likes to reticulate.
1: "What are you reticulating, dude?"
2: "My favorite dish-- Splines!"
spline by Airwalker October 2, 2003
Objects that must be reticulated before any Sim game may be operated.
splines by Marinesownme September 4, 2006