Spliffnic

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A word referring to when one goes out for a picnic whilst also partaking in the smoking of Cannabis Cigarettes. The spelling is a mash-up of the words 'Spliff' and 'Picnic', hence, Spliffnic.

Person 1: "Hey you wanna go for a Spliff and a Picnic?"
Person 2: "I think you mean a Spliffnic!"

Spliffnic by mr. trousers August 4, 2012

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Spliffnic

Anytime you are outside with a spliff and a blanket. Common with college students. Music, tea, hookah, cookies, musical instruments, hoola hoops, hot chicks and sunglasses is the formula for the picnic.

Stoner 1:"Dude, wanna roll one for a spliffnic on the Redstone Green?"

Stoner 2: "Sweet, you bring the blanket and the tunes!"

Spliffnic by MyEyesAreRed August 5, 2012

Related Words

Spliffnic • Spliffic • Splifficable • Splifficated • splifficult • spliffing • Sliffinicus • spifflicated • splificated • spifflicate

Spliffic

The feeling of satisfaction you get when eating a 'Splice' iceblock on a hot day. Cross between Splice and Epic.

Brad: Oh man, this Splice is Spliffic.
Fergus: Is that a new word?
Brad: Yeh made it then, gona add it to urban dictionary tonight.
Fergus: Not if I do it first.
Brad: *sigh* You full would, as your a no life twat....

Fergus: Ya :D

Spliffic by Sexy Kent November 2, 2009

spifflicated

Drunk: 1920s Jazz-era usage. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, loose, tipsy, trashed, smashed, etc.

We all got happily spifflicated on Louis' martinis.

spifflicated by Satchel Pooch October 9, 2005

splifficult

You can't do something you normally can because you're too stoned

It's really splifficult for me operate the computer this morning!!

splifficult by Sazzy J November 25, 2009

spliffness

the ability to quickly roll a spliff.
your quickness is directly related to your spliffness.

Maggie: Wow Greg, your spliffness is amazing!
Greg: Listen Struggles, my spliffness is no match for yours!!

spliffness by RyanGregMaggie May 19, 2010

splifftionary

A diagrammatic book containing all known variations of spliffs and weed smoking paraphernalia.

Pass me the splifftionary, i need to look up a J.

splifftionary by Duckcave February 13, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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