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The feeling of satisfaction you get when eating a 'Splice' iceblock on a hot day. Cross between Splice and Epic.
Brad: Oh man, this Splice is Spliffic.
Fergus: Is that a new word?
Brad: Yeh made it then, gona add it to urban dictionary tonight.
Fergus: Not if I do it first.
Brad: *sigh* You full would, as your a no life twat....

Fergus: Ya :D
Spliffic by Sexy Kent November 2, 2009
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The feeling of pleasure while eating a Splice Ice Cream on a hot day.
Brad described the Ice-Cream as Spliffic on the boiling hot day as it dripped down his fingers.
Spliffic by Wade3Brad6 November 1, 2009

splifficult

You can't do something you normally can because you're too stoned
It's really splifficult for me operate the computer this morning!!
splifficult by Sazzy J November 25, 2009

Spliffigami 

1 (noun): an ornately rolled marijuana cigarette, often resembling a flower but takes many forms, typically including multiple layers of paper
2 (verb): the art of rolling an ornate marijuana cigarette

Spliffigamist, Splifferd, Tulip Joint
Subject 1: "Man, that is some insane spliffigami! Is that a bicycle?"
Subject 2: "Yeah, this took about a minute."
Subject 1: "I really like the tassels on the handlebars. Very nice, let's light this baby up!"
Spliffigami by Cornelius Brockelhorn November 10, 2009

spliffing 

(v.)
the action of smoking a spliff/joint
"Dude, John is spliffing his brains out!"
spliffing by potface101 February 27, 2009

Splifficated 

When you are utterly and completely high and don't know what the hell is going on.
"Haha man, the other night, you were so splifficated"
Splifficated by Bri-Sty March 27, 2007

housewife spliffin 

A phrase refering to lesbian sex
My girlfriend and I just did a little housewife spliffin
housewife spliffin by Unicirn queen November 15, 2017
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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