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The act of a man tossing a woman's salad while she urinates on the his face
Man, I was so wasted last night, I let Jenny give me a splatterpuss!
by Tron 2805 September 14, 2006
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It's when a girl is so wet her juices splatter everywhere as you deeply fuck her.
When my buddy noticed the stains on the seat of my truck, he exclaimed, "what a splatterpuss"
by Widget69 December 07, 2016
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