Top Definition
The act of draining ones vaginal discharge into the bell of a trumpet, whilst one continues to play thus trumpet using ones buttocks to produce enough air pressure to continue on spraying his or partner(s) in the face.
The buds and I were splatterhorning last night!
by Duncan McClure May 23, 2009
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