Top Definition
When you take a shit so windy and violent you scatter ass-mud all over the back of the toilet.

Splatter-craps are also known to propel people off their porclean thrones.

Splatter-crap is usually induced by Mazzio's pizza.
"Dude, last night i took a splatter-crap, sorry i wiped my ass with your dog."
#shit #ass-mud #butt rocket #martha stewart #mazzio's
by Dillon Boyer March 12, 2008
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