Splashbrown 

Eating a hashbrown/hashbrowns on the toilet while getting splashbacks from your poosticks.

I was so hungover this morning, I light up a joint and splashbrowned it up.

Splashbrown by Dizzle fo Shizzle fo Sho January 6, 2010

splashdown 

When a turd is ejected forcibly by gas into the toilet water, spattering water on the butt.

"I had a splashdown, and had to wipe my ass all over."

splashdown by townsick May 4, 2010

Splashdown 

It happens in the middle of the night when you wake up with a massive dookie pain, rush to the bathroom and don't notice the toilet seat is up. A bare butt hitting cold water at 2am usually causes the person to yelp loud enough to wake everybody in the house.

Julie: "Eeeee-ahhhh!"
Kelly: "What happened in there?"
Julie: "You left the freakin' toilet seat up again! I had a splashdown!"
Kelly: "I bet you're awake now."

Splashdown by SirJigglesAlot September 14, 2011

Smashbrown 

The vigorous action of forcibly ramming a sizzling sausage through a hashbrown and into the anus of an unsuspecting victim.

This act is generally performed on a victim whom is either asleep or unconscious, done with extreme concentration. Victim must have the hashbrown (cold or hot) placed gently between the ass cheeks, ready for the oncoming insertion of a freshly cooked sausage (use chilli sausage for best results). Once both sausage and hashbrown are prepared, with one swift jab, penetrate the hashbrown and keep on applying force until anal penetration has been made.

Do not confuse with Gashbrown.

"Fuck me Brandon you'll never guess what happened to me last night cunt! After getting slept from a hard night on the beugs fucking Layne jammed a snag straight through a hashbrown and into my ass!"

Brandon:
"Haha you got smashbrowned you fucking gimp, serves you right for being a stooge cunt and greening out!"

Smashbrown by bacon remedy October 27, 2014

Splashdown 

An event which may occur anywhere from a mans middle age to his elderly age. Upon sitting on the toilet the mans nut bag hits the toilet water.

Boy am I getting old. My ballsack hit the toilet water this morning...

That's called a splashdown Bob.

Splashdown by Chaos_Elite January 17, 2017

Splashdown 

A babies due date or more specific the exact moment when the waters break and shit gets real

No way , didn't know she was pregnant so whens splashdown ?
How long now until splashdown ?

Splashdown by Lolly14 January 30, 2015

Splashdown 

Often caused by excess alcohol consumtion. the act of urinating over people/objects while asleep, it is common for the person not to notice til the next morning

Great guys, Splashdown all over the sofa last night.

Splashdown by boomboomchiccaboom June 22, 2010