It happens in the middle of the night when you wake up with a massive dookie pain, rush to the bathroom and don't notice the toilet seat is up. A bare butt hitting cold water at 2am usually causes the person to yelp loud enough to wake everybody in the house.

Julie: "Eeeee-ahhhh!"
Kelly: "What happened in there?"
Julie: "You left the freakin' toilet seat up again! I had a splashdown!"
Kelly: "I bet you're awake now."

Splashdown by SirJigglesAlot September 14, 2011

Smashbrown

The vigorous action of forcibly ramming a sizzling sausage through a hashbrown and into the anus of an unsuspecting victim.

This act is generally performed on a victim whom is either asleep or unconscious, done with extreme concentration. Victim must have the hashbrown (cold or hot) placed gently between the ass cheeks, ready for the oncoming insertion of a freshly cooked sausage (use chilli sausage for best results). Once both sausage and hashbrown are prepared, with one swift jab, penetrate the hashbrown and keep on applying force until anal penetration has been made.

Do not confuse with Gashbrown.

"Fuck me Brandon you'll never guess what happened to me last night cunt! After getting slept from a hard night on the beugs fucking Layne jammed a snag straight through a hashbrown and into my ass!"

Brandon:
"Haha you got smashbrowned you fucking gimp, serves you right for being a stooge cunt and greening out!"

Smashbrown by bacon remedy October 27, 2014

Splashdown

An event which may occur anywhere from a mans middle age to his elderly age. Upon sitting on the toilet the mans nut bag hits the toilet water.

Boy am I getting old. My ballsack hit the toilet water this morning...

That's called a splashdown Bob.

Splashdown by Chaos_Elite January 17, 2017

Splashdown

A babies due date or more specific the exact moment when the waters break and shit gets real

No way , didn't know she was pregnant so whens splashdown ?
How long now until splashdown ?

Splashdown by Lolly14 January 30, 2015

Splashdown

Often caused by excess alcohol consumtion. the act of urinating over people/objects while asleep, it is common for the person not to notice til the next morning

Great guys, Splashdown all over the sofa last night.

Splashdown by boomboomchiccaboom June 22, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026