Splash pad 

A random number of toilet paper sheets that one sets into the toilet before having any bowel movement that would cause the water to splash on one's ass.

Dude, I forgot to lay down a splash pad this morning before my beer shits and now my toilet is a mess.

Splash pad by Sakaballz January 16, 2011

Splash pad 

Post-sex, when laying down and cum drips from your vagina to your butthole then you toot

*farts* ope watch out that one was a splash pad

Splash pad by jaytes March 12, 2022

splash pad 

the space between the bottom of your nose and top of your lip. (where snot and spit often compile)

Girl 1: That guy is hot. GO make out with him.
Desperate Girl 2: Hell no. He's got snot on his splash pad.

splash pad by Careili April 5, 2010

Splash Pad 

(noun) A bed.

Most commonly a well-made bed belonging to a bachelor who frequently uses it to perform sexual activity with his dates.

Splashpad splash pad bed bachelor master bedroom one night stand hook-up

This night is going great, let's go back to my place, I'd like to take you to my splash pad, we can have a lot of fun!

Splash Pad by A.Smile.Always January 3, 2020

Iowa City Splash Pad 

When a woman squirts so hard that it bounces of their partner’s abdomen and splashes back at them.

I would’ve brought a beach towel if I had known she was gonna pull off that Iowa City Splash Pad.

Iowa City Splash Pad by PeterPancake December 6, 2023

Splash Padded

(Verb) - When a girl is laying on your back and you fart into her vagina.

Bro, I just splash padded the fuck outta my girl this weekend. The vibration turned her on!

Splash Padded by Milano325i August 17, 2019

splashpan

The area of a woman's lower back where a man might shoot his semen when doing her doggie style.

"She was pissed because I pulled out and shot it all over her splashpan."

splashpan by Orlando Ted November 9, 2008