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Vaginal juices, also known as fanny spladgem. Slightly onomatopaeic as if the woman is wet enough,spladgem is reminiscent of the noise when you enter
Sarah was sat on my lap with no knickers on and when she got up, I was left with Fanny Spladgem all down my leg
by jamfsob August 12, 2003
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