A vagina post ejacualtion.
I have to go to the loo, I've got a real spladge on.
by R.a.p. March 11, 2006
A general term for a fully functional, self-moistening vagina, i.e. one between the ages of 13 and 43
"She looked pretty old, did she still have a spladge?"

"Nah but she a bucket full of lube."

"Nice."

"Not really, it was literally in a bucket. She got it out of her garage. I think she might be using it as WD40 when her vagina's on downtime."

"Grim mate, grim."
by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011
To come on a girls back and then slap it to make it 'spladge'
I spladged on her back for her birthday
by Dezakathejazzman April 02, 2007
Cunt gunge emmitted at high velocity
S Hetherton spladged all over the walls
by King Kong December 02, 2004

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