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the act of inserting a penis into opposite ends of a person to make them appear as if they were impaled on a spitrod
Friend: Yo man! Your girlfriend is SOOOO hot! Can we spitrod her?
Boyfriend: Screw off. Let's spitrod your mom instead.
Spitrod by K-10_24 December 24, 2007
An illiterate plumber with a large resemblance to Rod Stewart. Generally spouts incoherent shit. Usually found in Pimlico
Doris the bog is not flushing, can you call up a shitrod
Shitrod by MoriartyProfJ March 28, 2021

reverse-spitroast

A three way sexual position. The man lies on his back while one woman rides his cock and the other woman gets eaten out. Usually (but not always), during a reverse-spitroast the two women are facing towards each other so they can make out and play with each other's boobs while the man is fucking them.
Those two girls just invited me over to their place and told me to take a shower first. I'm pretty sure we're gonna have a reverse-spitroast.

Medical Spitroast 

When you have to have an Endoscopy and a Colonoscopy.
John has been having stomach pains lately. Doc says hes going to need to do a Medical Spitroast to figure out whats wrong with him.
Medical Spitroast by Toolazy2work January 11, 2018

Spitroast Deluxe 

A conventional spitroast occurs when one dude fucks a chick in her pussy while she takes a second dude in her mouth. The "deluxe" version of that is when the chick is done in her ass and mouth instead, and often the pussy does not come in to play at all.
That horny bitch doesn't just want us to spitroast her in the pussy and mouth; she wants a Spitroast Deluxe in her ass and down her throat.
Spitroast Deluxe by thefin July 9, 2011

spitroast 

A sexual act involving, traditionally, two men and one woman. One man penetrates the woman either in her vagina or anus from behind, the other man receives oral sex from the woman, creating an image resembling a spitroast.
Yo, I heard Tammy gets spitroasted by two different guys every night!
spitroast by meatstick June 14, 2003
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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