Spinal Branding

The art of drilling a hole in your Girlfriends spine and ejaculating on the vertebrae to form an unbreakable bond what can never be broken.

Girlfriend : I'm leaving you for an African

Boyfriend : No way bitch your vertebrae is mine forever we made a bond so suck my penny whistle!

Girlfriend : You win lets fuck each others knee caps.

Spinal Branding is for life, not for African's...

by yeah you know! April 10, 2010

Joseph spinale

Joseph spinale has big dick bigger than joshua spinale Josh is gay

Joseph spinale has big dick

by Just wanted the whole thing June 16, 2019

spinal perplexia

A very rare spinal disorder that is identified and diagnosed only by the person who is afflicted. Most often found in hypochondriacs and people who have Munchausen's disorder, even doctors are puzzled by the illness, as the doctor can not find anything wrong with the patient but the patient insists there is an issue.

My cousin says she has a rare disease, even though the doctors say there is nothing wrong. Must be spinal perplexia.

by amywarhol February 22, 2016

spinal cord

a salty, crunchy and scrumpcious slurpy type of snack you can eat in the bathroom while youre having diareeha

-what are you eating
-just my cats spinal cord because its furry
-ok
-do you wanna try some?

by modaphuqer January 22, 2020

Spinal clacker

Slamming a person to the ground and applying trauma to the spine.

I was in a bar fight and slammed the bouncer to the concrete and caused a spinal clacker.

by Whisker Biscuits December 20, 2019

spinal meningitis

Why they wanna see my spine?
Am I going to see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts, mommy.
Am I gonna die?

Spinal meningitis got me down.

by Ween April 8, 2005

Spinal Tap

This is when you poop and it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

Man, that was one hell of a spinal tap.

by SiirPatron September 24, 2011