A sexual act in which a man pulls out, cums in his hand, and throws it in the girls face in a fashion similar to spiderman shooting webs.
by BH Steamer September 26, 2006
The act of pure & unfiltered Sneakiness & just 24/7 straight, constantly & oh so damn consistently Hardcore plotting on anyone & anything that you could ever imagine
Damn, that fool is just like spidie, Just straight stole that poor old handicap woman’s motorized cart right out from under her !!!!
by Speedy aka “Da Real Spidie” May 14, 2020
The act of going off a rope swing with ur feet above you (looking like spiderman) holding on with only one hand, chugging a beer with the free hand while swinging to the water. Preferably a natty light
by Myke Litoris July 17, 2015
When a man eats a shit ton of celery it causes his ejaculate to take on a spider web like consistency.
When Justin came all over his girl's face his load was like a sticky spider web that she couldn't get off. Justin proudly explained that his spidy cum was the result of the bag of celery he had eaten earlier that day as she was frantically trying to get it off of her face and out of her hair.
by Tittsmcgee March 11, 2018
Hey, do you know he is such a shitty person?
What do you mean?
He is a spidy.
Oh! is he, wait, you can tell that from the face
What do you mean?
He is a spidy.
Oh! is he, wait, you can tell that from the face
by Shrekbir-cloud April 26, 2021
Milk from adorable spiders, fed to even more adorable baby spiders. It was discovered by Uzi and Babs while researching Lucas the Spider.
by CoccyMilker December 14, 2020