Sphinctoid 

Pebble or sand that falls from your arse when pulling off your swim suit.

When I got home from the beach and pulled off my swimsuit, my floor was pelted with Sphinctoids.

Sphinctoid by puhleeze March 27, 2009

Sphinctard 

A sphinctard is the all too common combination of Asshole and Retard. A typical sphinctard will fuck things up, lose or misplace his things, make a lot of mistakes and then actively, even agressively, blame others for all of it. A sphinctard will NEVER accept blame for anything, no matter how obvious it is to others that the sphinctards problems are of his own making. Sphinctards always have a feeling of entitlement, usually the product of rich parents that totally spoiled them when they were growing up. Sphinctards are ALWAYS cheap. Sphinctards usually have few friends, but sometimes have suprisingly good looking looking girlfriends. The girlfriends ALWAYS have a very low self-esteem because they are the only people that will put up with a sphinctard for very long. Sphinctard's girlfiends usually split the tab or pick up the whole thing.

1. That Sphinctard borrowed, then crashed his sisters car, then blamed her for not having better quality tires on it.

2. The Sphinctard forgot where he left his toolbelt, then blamed the first guy he saw for stealing it.

3. The Sphinctard told his girlfirend that she had to pay the restaurant check because his steak was a bit overcooked and he shouldn't have to pay for a meal he didn't enjoy.

Sphinctard by Construction Guy August 8, 2009

sphinctriloquist 

Person talking out of his arse/ass.

Oh Mister Ambassador, you are such a sphinctriloquist!

sphinctriloquist by Galfodo August 30, 2008

sphinctoleak 

When you can’t keep poop from continuously exiting your asshole and it just keeps leaking out no matter how many times you wipe.

I’m telling you, doc, this sphinctoleak situation is causing me to really lose it!

sphinctoleak by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021

Sphinctitus  

<Noun> Lower abdominal distress accompanied by very odiferous flatulence, with or without assachino. Commonly following a spicy or greasy meal.

People in the office were angry at Nick when he developed sphinctitus after his bean burrito for lunch.

Sphinctitus by Maccmedia December 9, 2008

Sphinctish 

Term used to describe a particular language in which the speaker knows not of what he speaks. The act of spewing verbal shit out of your mouth or anus.

DJ: "I really feel like eating subway for dinner, the sandwiches there are so filling and delicious"

Fred: "DJ you are speaking fluent sphinctish right now, subway is awful."

Sphinctish by Jackson 5 9898 December 7, 2012

Sphinctivore 

Similar to the terms "carnivore" and "herbivore", a sphinctivore is someone who eats ass.

Tommy had his girlfriend Lily over when suddenly he begins to get hungry. He flips her over and begins performing analingus on her. Since ass is a regular part of Tommy's diet, he is most definitely a sphinctivore.

Sphinctivore by BlueSlurpee February 1, 2018