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/noun/
1. A man/woman-child usually accompanied with a non-specific children's drawing tattooed on his/her chest in reference to a sport/hobbies from past activities.
2. A soldier less than capable of menial tasks and duties, also good at shaming/blue falconing.

/verb/
Spharting, to Sphart: A particularly annoying gasous form of excrement escaping from a pair of butt cheeks after gay sex.
Good lord man is that a tattoo of a football tearing out of your chest? You must be a Sphar!

Get that Sphar out of bed and tell her to actually attempt to not blame someone for her whorish past.

Bobby can't you ever hold your Spharts in? I changed our pink satin sheets for the last time.
by tanyastuffing pants October 02, 2011
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