-an Italian with a nice body and amazing cooking skills.
-could possibly be linked to the maffia.
-refuses to believe his singing skills are anything below perfect.
-group of the sweetest and most fun-loving people alive who are amazingly talented in bed.
why the hell are you with your loser boyfriend, you could have a Speroni making you happy.
Friend 2: I know he's so happy with his AIDS.
Friend 1: Nah the good kind.
Friend 2: Ah, bro, you should've got him tested.
Friend 1: No I know, it was in our contract along with the Celtics season passes.