Spermatoast

A meal prepared by sreading peanut-butter and jelly on a piece of toast then ejaculating on said toast.

Dude my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to make her a sandwich, so I made her some Spermatoast.

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Spermatoptysis

Medical term for coughing up a mixture of sperm and seminal fluid after, for example, a hard night of partying.

Paris Hilton had quite severe Spermatoptysis when she visited Southpark (See episode 812, Southpark)

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A hot bitch that is so hot she is worth jizzing on.

Tonya is so hot she is spermtastic!

Spermtastic by G-RED October 29, 2006

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Done my homework spermtastic

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if you masterbate and finish fast and if you’re fantastic then you’re spermtastic!

ms. cummings is so spermtastic!

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Throat infection caused by too much jizz down the gurgler.

"Fuck my throat is sore"

"Probably all the Jizz you've been swallowing, its called spermatosis of the throat"

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A word used to describe a very attractive chick; Like saying she worth all my Sperms.

<Person1> Oh dude, did you see that chick?
<Person2> Yeah, what's with that chick?
<person1> She's spermtastic.

Spermtastic by TroHax January 10, 2009

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