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The guy that brings the whole party down because the ratio is off. Also likely a cockblocker...
"The sausage party was going swimmingly until Sperm Count Dracula showed up"
by Dan Scum November 02, 2013
Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.
Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.
by scut monkey August 08, 2009