Spentor is the Greek god of dust mites. His powerful cane, when thrust, expels thousands upon thousands of dust mites, hence the phrase "Is that your cane or is it Spentor's cane, Spentor the Greek god of dust mites?"
"Give Spentor some forks or I will be forced to use my cane upon you to make lots of dust mites" - Spentor (talking in third person, as usual)
by Michael Groves March 29, 2005
Get the Spentormug.