Speiss

(verb) To do a Speiss is to actively make oneself as fugly as possible
(noun) see ugly, a myspeiss is a terrible myspace

stop pulling a speiss, damn thats one ugly speiss

That myspeiss is nothing but kittens

by bobmcbobishere October 9, 2007

speiss

To take ordinary English words and create "alternative" and "unique" spellings.

"When she filled in the form, she speissed it so badly that it was unreadable"

by me March 4, 2005