chocholate speedway

The anus

I destroyed her chocholate speedway last night.

by Ray February 28, 2004

tokyo speedway

When one takes a cardboard tube, shoves it up another's ass, and launches hot wheel cars down it.

He used a semi-truck for that tokyo speedway last night and it really hurt!

by BaseClarinet December 27, 2011

chocolate speedway

a nude anal game, usualy taken part by gaylords or straight sexually adventurous men (gaylords)or navy men (kaylords) or men with good girls.

simon - "hey duano, chuck that big salami down the dark alley, it will be like riding a speedway bike through a chocolaty puddle."
duane - "ok sime lets go chocolate speedway , bend over"

by busy supervisor January 14, 2009

Asian Speedway

Its when you get a PVC pipe and put it in her snatch. Then roll a toy car into it.

"Man i gave her an Asian speedway, she was so loose!"

by THeeeshittt August 10, 2009

Shanghai Speedway

The Shanghai Speedway is the worst EASHL hockey team to have ever played the game. While they do rock bangin uniforms and a load of star power with players like Jeff Epstein, Lee Harvey Oswald, NBA Youngboy, and The Speedway’s very own Baeulo, the Shanghai Speedway can’t seem to pick up the fucking puck or save a single shot from the opposing team. Absolute Dustpans.

Hey, I got tickets for tonight’s EASHL game at the Cornswaggle Superdome? Shanghai Speedway vs the Balsagna Brothers!

Fuck no, what a load of pylons.

by not soggykickflip February 24, 2022

Speedway slurpee

Getting a blow job behind a gas station.

John asked his girl if she wanted a speedway slurpee. They then went behind the gas station and she gave him a blow job

by Nerdytits January 25, 2017

Speedway Spartan

This is the equivalent to a Walmart Wolverine. The term identifies a person who believes that Michigan State football started in 2010, and has absolutely no connection to Michigan State University, is football program, or any of the success the football team has incurred since 2010. They routinely mock UM fans for not having any connection to UM and buying gear at Wal-Mart but have no connection to MSU and buy their gear at various Speedway service stations. Their lives revolve around football plays named after 1990s children's movies and hashtags revolving around the word, "Spartan," like #SpartanDawgs and #SpartansWill even though, again, they did not attend MSU. They bring attention to UM's "co-championship" in 1997, yet their last national championship, at a school they did not attend, came when Lyndon Johnson was President. They make comments like, "MSU girls are hotter!" with no chance of ever bagging an MSU girl, due to the fact that they have no connection to MSU and struggle to keep their account current at Lansing Community College. They may also have a, "Flint-Stones" tattoo on their arm. They have never been to Flint.

Those Speedway Spartans weren't alive almost two decades ago when Tom Izzo won his National Title.

by Santa's Awful Helper September 20, 2015