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Speedometer 

A new synonym of the word 'awesome'. When autocorrect corrects awesome into speedometer and you just give up on life and use it instead. It's origin is that once a girl was struggling to text and the autocorrect decided to strike.
"Dude, bmth's new album is speedometer."
Speedometer by Pantherr November 19, 2016

Kamegaki Speedometer Zoom-in

A Kamegaki Speedometer Zoom-in refers to a zoom-in effect with an integrated Speedometer, itself popularised by director Hajime Kamegaki, himself a student of Yoshinori Kanada.
Sonic X’s intro has the vibes of a Kamegaki Speedometer Zoom-in!

spermometer 

Male genitalia; the penis
Man: Can I stick my spermometer in your downstairs turkey, see how hot it is?
spermometer by Lizard_Queen July 12, 2007

Steezometer 

In reference to Steeze. A fictitious device that measures an individual's steezyness while performing athletic feats such as longboarding tricks.
"Dude, that trick was off the steezometer!"

-In reference to "Footbrake for Life" on Youtube.
Steezometer by The flying head rest. September 5, 2012

Speedomeedo 

A pro genji that is amazing at overwatch.
If you take speedomeedos genji he will deck your face
Speedomeedo by a dwarf April 18, 2018

speedomeedo 

A pro genji, master of all genjis. Dont mess with him.
If you take speedomeedos genji, you get decked in the face
speedomeedo by a dwarf April 18, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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