Spectaphile

a person who is sexually attracted to people with glasses

related: sapiosexual, geek freak, naughty librarian

OMG Katie lost her contacts and started wearing her glasses all the time. She looks so damn sexy. I think I might be a spectaphile.

Spectaphile by naughtylibrarian March 19, 2013

Word of the Day on January 18, 2014

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Spectophile

A spectophile is a person who is sexually attracted to people who wear glasses. People who are classified as spectophiles are often anime characters and sometimes fans of anime.

Person A- "Wow that girl's so hot."
Person B- "No, she's not! You like anyone who wears glasses! You're just a spectophile!"

Person A- "Wow that girl's so hot."
Person B- "No, she's not! You like anyone who wears glasses! You're just a spectophile!"

Spectophile by Hoovoolooian November 17, 2014

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Spectaphile • Spectophile • spectahole • Spedaphile

spectahole

An asshole who wears spectacle glasses

Hey look at the spectahole

spectahole by The Cheez Master March 10, 2017

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Spedaphile

Common slang for an individual who shoots up preschools.

You fucking spedaphile

Spedaphile by Vulvultrax October 10, 2018

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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