Spawxi

This is a combination of sexy, pretty, witty and foxy.

It has caught on in many areas of California and has worked its way to Arizona and Nevada.

Developed by mistake, graham cracker letters spelled out this word at a lunch table in 1999.

If only I were more spawxi, I could get a prom date.

Spawxiness illuminates from me.

I'm too spawxi for my hair, too spawxi for my shirt....

Spawxi by Kristi Elmo July 30, 2006

Power-spawning

One of the effects of consuming Powerthirst. Causes production of multiple children, up to 400 babies. Said babies will be receptive to Shockolate, and will have running prowess comparable to Kenyans.

Power-running, Power-lifting, Power-sleeping, Power-dating, Power-eating, Power-laughing, Power-spawning, Babies! You'll have so many babies! 400 BABIES!!!

Power-spawning by AbominableSnoCone February 21, 2009

spawning seahorse 

The seahorse is performed when a sexual act takes place snorkeling in a body of water ( pool, ocean, lake, sinks-for little people). Once ejaculation is about to be reached the penis is removed from the orifice of sexual choice the female is pushed below the water surface and the ejaculate is released down her snorkel.

This can also serve as a good source of protein for the female if stranded at sea.

On a cruise in the mediterranean I met a real freak just south of Sicily. We spent the day snorkeling, the passion was hot and she suggested that I provide her with a mouthful of my manhood. Lets just say that I'm glad the snorkel was extralarge. As she guzzled down my lost offspring I embraced the moment and that was when the spawning seahorse was born.

spawning seahorse by theorighotcarl August 3, 2010

Spanxious

when your way too ready to slap her her ass

hey dude.. I got with a chick last night and I got too spanxious; she slapped me

Spanxious by chodeballin March 28, 2010

Spawning 

Kinky fish sex. When a female fish squirts out a few million eggs, and the male coming along after her gets horny, and sprays the eggs with cum.

When Nemo's daddy saw that sexy clown fish spawning out eggs, he got so horny that cum came out and he didn't even realize it!

Spawning by Reverend J. Izzy Commodde October 18, 2010

spawming 

When you have been caught someplace naked and in order to get to where your clothes are you have to expose yourself to others, usually shouting "dont look" in the process.

Our game was interrupted by Trey spawming through the living room to get to the bedroom.

spawming by The Hig December 10, 2013

Spawniversary 

1. The celebration of your spawning
2. The celebration of the realization of your corporeal existence (see also: Corporealization Day)
3. Birthday

"HAPPY SPAWNIVERSARY, BRO! I got you a case of Laphroig 21."
"Holy ferkin' snit! That must have cost a fortune!“
“It's all good, I have a grove of money trees, and no kids."

Spawniversary by GuanPi6'r March 25, 2020