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The tuft of hair located in the small of the back, just above the crease.
"Dude, you have a the hairiest Spatch I have ever seen!"
by Aaron Billings January 05, 2009
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the piece of skin between the asshole and pussy
i nutted on her spatch
by nutstain40 June 03, 2003
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the area between the testicles and anus
by Anonymous July 21, 2003
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Male ejaculate that has been inside a vagina and is in some manner released back outside of it.
Did you see that spatch all over her leg?
by JayLum March 18, 2010
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the female equivalent of a tool. Derives from the word spatula. A guy who is a jerk is called a tool or a toolbag. A girl who is acting the same way is a female tool, or a spatch.
"Did you just hear her talking about Deanne?"
"Yeah, dude, she's such a spatch!"
by CrabApples444 December 07, 2011
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The effluvia byproduct of ejaculating in the anus. Spatch is sometimes removed from the anus by FELCHING.
A greasy glob of spatch slowly worked its way out of her well-fucked anus.
by Anonymous May 31, 2003
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a morph between the words "spot" and "patch"
Spatch: an indecisive way of saying spot and patch at the same time.
by maydaycincodimayo May 05, 2011
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