Luke: ''Look at Harry- he's so spastamacunted that he's basically become a puddle; I honestly can't tell where he ends and the vomit and semen begins.''
Harry: ''Please, I'm not drunk- I've been raped and have a head injury- I need a doctor''
Luke: ''Classic Harry- always joking around, covered in jizz''
Harry: ''Please, I'm not drunk- I've been raped and have a head injury- I need a doctor''
Luke: ''Classic Harry- always joking around, covered in jizz''
by Anonymous submissions September 25, 2018