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Farting on your signifigant other in bed while spooning.
Babe, you're never eating chilli for dinner again. I was spooning you when you fell asleep and you just kept sparting on me.
by mamadids October 16, 2013
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Farting, except with sparkles. You can see this in the two movies, "Angry Birds" and "Trolls."
"Say again how sparting on me creates camouflage !?"
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by dw8177 April 13, 2017
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When your partner farts in your crotch while spooning.
Whenever my lover can't stand the gas I pass in the house, I remind the time there was sparting in bed.
by spacebarshift September 14, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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