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Spartacock 

A rugged and incredibly handsome man having a penis with gladiator like traits. Superior strength, always hard and up for a tight challenge. Can be easily aroused. Spartacocks have the unique ability to shoot large amounts of cum at lengthy distances with such great force. This effect can cause leakage for days. Some men use their spartacocks like a sword or gag their victims. They can commonly be found on cocky mid-aged mongrel men who are referred to as sexy beasts.
Man, that David sure has a stunning spartacock!

I was leaking for days after he spartacocked me.
Spartacock by S....G..... November 16, 2011
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Spartakicks 

Sandals that look like they could be worn by the Spartans. Most likely to be worn by females, also known as "gladiator shoes".
"Dude check out that chick's sandals. I think she was in that movie 300. Well, those Spartakicks definitely were."
Spartakicks by reezyyy September 5, 2009
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Spartakick 

Spartakick is a front kick to the torso from one person that propels another person's full body mass through the air, especially into inescapable death or in a downward direction, so named because of the famous line and action from 300 where King Leonidas kicks the Persian ambassador down a well.
"William Wallace spartakicked the governor down the hill toward the execution post for slitting the throat of his wife." "Malcolm Reynolds spartakicked Krull into the engine of the Serenity when Niska's enforcer would not listen to reason."
Spartakick by Eruandil-Yan June 12, 2008
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026