I read all the entries for the North Jersey Town. I lived here from 91-96 and I am having flashbacks.

Sparta, New Jersey is about how the heat and ac never worked in the school. You will freeze your ass off walkin around in January with your jacket on in the school that is made up of all these little pods like they started with one pod and kept adding on. Its the weirdest structure ever seen. It looks like a temporary structure. Its the strangest thing ever that they have not yet built a new building even though the jr high kids had split sessions and had to send the 8th graders to the High School building even back in 1996. How can that town with all its money be so ass backwards? Do the senior citizens still reject every proposals? The only franchises the town will allow in the downtown area are Dairy Queen and BK. Probably still true today in 2008. Franks Pizza has always been the skater and stoner hangout from back to the day when it first came about, my friends were the original delivery drivers back in 1995 which was also the first year of the Mens Lacrosse Team. True that all the emos hang out at Dunkin Donuts, and the Volunteer Fire Fighters hang out across the street from the Sev (7-11) Kroghs is the only cool thing about Sparta. Everyone talking about Sparta is right The lake, its nasty. They need to drain it, for real. How on earth did they get that much water there?? Thats just a bunch of stagnant water and its levied at a higher level above the actual town, that makes no sense. They should destroy the dam and watch Potts' Doggie Shop get obliterated by the rushing water. Even back in 1995 there were only 5 minorities and I was one of them. Did they tear down the basketball court near DQ that I used to play at every day after school?

a verb, to kick someone in the chest while yelling "Sparta!"

Sparta is a city in southern Greece. In antiquity it was a Dorian Greek military state, originally centered in Laconia. As a city-state devoted to military training, Sparta possessed the most formidable army in the Greek world, and after achieving notable victories over the Athenian and Persian Empires, regarded itself as the natural protector of Greece.Laconia or Lacedaemon,was the name of the wider city-state centered at the city of Sparta, though the name "Sparta" is now used for both. The Kings of Sparta were believed to be the direct descendants of Heracles.

The city of Sparta lies at the southern end of the central Laconian plain, on the right bank of the river Evrotas. The site was strategically located; guarded from three sides by mountains and controlling the routes by which invading armies could penetrate Laconia and the southern Peloponnesus via the Langhda Pass over Mt Taygetus. At the same time, its distance from the sea—Sparta is 27 miles from its seaport, Gythium—made it difficult to blockade.

Noun
1. MADNESS!!!
2. the state of being insane; insanity.
3. senseless folly: It is sheer madness to speak as you do.
4. frenzy; rage.
5. intense excitement or enthusiasm.

A city of Ancient Greece inhabited by bad-asses and a bad-ass rock band.

Sparta is the unambiguous answer to any "what" question. E.g., "What is two plus two?" "Sparta", "What does that road sign up ahead say?" "Sparta", "What's the quickest way to get to Greece?" "Sparta", etc. In a strictly literal sense, Sparta is the embodiment of all that is epic in the world fused with the awesomeness of Chuck Norris if he were to have a kid with King Leonidas.

To Sparta- To kick someone in the chest whilst shouting at them.
Sparterd- Being kicked in the chest whilst being shouted at.
Spartaring- (spart-er-ing) to be in the act of kicking someone in the chest whilst shouting at them.

1. Ancient Greek City-State
2. To kick someone in the chest and have them fall over.