Sparta, New Jersey is about how the heat and ac never worked in the school. You will freeze your ass off walkin around in January with your jacket on in the school that is made up of all these little pods like they started with one pod and kept adding on. Its the weirdest structure ever seen. It looks like a temporary structure. Its the strangest thing ever that they have not yet built a new building even though the jr high kids had split sessions and had to send the 8th graders to the High School building even back in 1996. How can that town with all its money be so ass backwards? Do the senior citizens still reject every proposals? The only franchises the town will allow in the downtown area are Dairy Queen and BK. Probably still true today in 2008. Franks Pizza has always been the skater and stoner hangout from back to the day when it first came about, my friends were the original delivery drivers back in 1995 which was also the first year of the Mens Lacrosse Team. True that all the emos hang out at Dunkin Donuts, and the Volunteer Fire Fighters hang out across the street from the Sev (7-11) Kroghs is the only cool thing about Sparta. Everyone talking about Sparta is right The lake, its nasty. They need to drain it, for real. How on earth did they get that much water there?? Thats just a bunch of stagnant water and its levied at a higher level above the actual town, that makes no sense. They should destroy the dam and watch Potts' Doggie Shop get obliterated by the rushing water. Even back in 1995 there were only 5 minorities and I was one of them. Did they tear down the basketball court near DQ that I used to play at every day after school?
A term shouted in a loud and powerful voice in order to declare ones presence and stature (usually accompanied by a fist or spear raise). Strikes fear and horror into others. Especially effective against Persian armies.
An ancient city in S Greece: the capital of Laconia and the chief city of the Peloponnesus, at one time the dominant city of Greece: famous for strict discipline and training of soldiers. Also called Lacedaemon.
To ravishly fulfill one's carnal desires.
-while defending Sparta
-while defending Greece
-while kicking an emissary down a bottomless pit
-while leading the Spartan army into battle
-while in the Phalanx formation
-before chugging a beer
-after chugging a beer
-at random people walking down the street
-before taking a final exam
-in a crowded elevator
-during an orgasm... nice
-in the middle of a heist
-while battling a monkey
-while brushing your teeth
-while waiting in line at a dining hall
-with a mouth full of cereal and milk
-the minute quiet hours start
-in your roommates ear when he/she falls asleep
-when you see someone get shanked
-while receiving a bj
-while giving a bj?
-in the shower
-in a public bathroom
-when the teacher calls on you
-when the teacher doesn't call on you
-when receiving the nobel peace prize
-when answering the phone
-after motorboating a bitch
-while motorboating a bitch?
-during a nasty case of diahrea (machine gun shits)
-while out to dinner with girlfriends parents
-Prior to introductions with someone new (ex. SPARTA!!!!!!....Hi, I'm Paul)
-While getting on a ski lift
-After winning an eating/drinking contest
The city of Sparta lies at the southern end of the central Laconian plain, on the right bank of the river Evrotas. The site was strategically located; guarded from three sides by mountains and controlling the routes by which invading armies could penetrate Laconia and the southern Peloponnesus via the Langhda Pass over Mt Taygetus. At the same time, its distance from the sea—Sparta is 27 miles from its seaport, Gythium—made it difficult to blockade.
2. the state of being insane; insanity.
3. senseless folly: It is sheer madness to speak as you do.
4. frenzy; rage.
5. intense excitement or enthusiasm.
"He should seek help..."
Douchebag "This is madness!"
Badass "Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTAAAA!"
Person B, picking up Bonzai tree: "This is Sparta."
Sparterd- Being kicked in the chest whilst being shouted at.
Spartaring- (spart-er-ing) to be in the act of kicking someone in the chest whilst shouting at them.
Matt- Dude you got Sparterd.
Sam- Look he's spartaring that guy!