A man who desperately wants to play overwatch 2, smoke weed and be a pirate. He will always try to sell you weed and even give you one of his pipes. But he isn't easy to fool as he uses his brain more than other people. He also has a lot of swords... And guns. Starhawk is the motherfucker that is he was filling out some form of government paper, like a license, and he would put yes please or sex.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Starhawk around?
Person 2: No, I have no idea where he is.
Person 3: He's probably smoking weed and playing Overwatch 2 again.
Starhawk: FUCKIN' ASSHOLE SCALLYWAG!!
Persons 1,2, and 3: There he is.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.