Sparbler

A device used by a well known rotund comedian as a result of complaints by his good lady wife about skid marks in his big white pants.
A dozen or so pieces of toilet paper are rolled up like a cigar and inserted between the cheeks of the buttocks to soak up any unpleasantness.

Frank Carson stood up in his boxer shorts and his sparbler fell out on the floor......

by JD Hammond August 24, 2010