Spandouchebag 

The being that is the wearer of spandex and rides their bicycle as if he and or she owns the road and is indeed a motorized vehicle warranting the use of a full car lane.

Furthermore, the unnecessary sporting and or abuse of spandex in public places or unnecessary sports.

Did you see those four guys riding side by side in the middle of the road ? What a bunch of spandouchebags !

Spandouchebag by Jaydams April 14, 2014

Skadouchebag 

Weirdo, crazy, creepy, needy and mosty just do not want a “skadouchebag” anywhere near me.

Get away from me you skadouchebag.

Skadouchebag by Mr_NeverWrong December 22, 2018

Scadouchebag

The word "douchebag" with an extra "sca" added to the front to make it more defined or badass. Mostly used by people who are pissed off.

You: "Bro, did you hear about that new guy who keeps hitting on my girl!"

Friend: "Yeah, he is a total scadouchebag to the Nth degree!"

Scadouchebag by JoNnY_LaPoInTe August 15, 2010

skadouchebag 

(n) someone who quotes Jack Black movies way too much

after i went to see Kung Fu Panda i became a colossal skadouchebag

skadouchebag by donutlover57 March 13, 2011