A SpamKing is someone who uses every technique possible both ethical and unethical to drivetraffic to a web site. This would include hidden text to link farms and everything in between.
Barney's use of link farms and keyword stuffing makes him the ultimate SpamKing.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).