Spagma

This word has no meaning, it is a made up word, though the listed definition here has it confused with smegma.

Smegma is dick cheese, spagma is nothing.

Spagma by Spagma November 15, 2010

Spagma

1. The technical term for the cheesy substance that builds up between the penis and the foreskin.
2. Congealed sperm.
3. See: dick cheese.

Make sure to wash all that spagma off or you're never gonna get a girl to go down on you.

Spagma by KatieAtie September 12, 2005

Shagmas 

Shagmas is the UK term used for Christmas, eg. Merry Shagmas; Happy Shagmas Eve!

I had such a good Shagmas!
Bro, did you hear what they call Christmas in the uk? Shagmas!

Shagmas by Beaugirl322 December 24, 2021

Shagmas 

A term for Christmas that is used in some parts of the UK. Comes from the word "shag", which means "present".

- How was your Shagmas?
- Shitty, didn't get many shags.

Shagmas by nikola151 December 26, 2021

Shagmas 

Merry shagmas! Traditional British way of saying merry Christmas without Christian religion it’s called a shagmas

There’s shags under the tree for you kids enjoy! Have a good shagmas

Shagmas by Urbandream December 26, 2021

Spamgarden 

A site or internet based forum filled with spammers.

I was hoping to find more fans of Michael Jackson, but it seems this website is just a spamgarden.

Spamgarden by Hiromu656 November 1, 2009

Spamano 

Refers to the yaoi pairing between the clueless and oblivious character Spain and the hormonal, PMS-y bitch that is Southern Italy (Romano) in the Hetalia fandom. Comes from the beginning of the word 'Spain', and the last part of the word 'Romano'. The two have a historical relationship with each other and opposite personalities that compliment the other's, which makes most fangirls accept it as canon.

Others, though, seem to pair Spain up with France or Prussia (all three are members of the Bad Friends Trio) if they decide that, for some reason, Romano's volatile nature is detrimental to the Spaniard's perpetual stupidity and cheerfulness. On the opposite end of the spectrum, certain fangirls pair Romano up with his younger brother, Northern Italy, if they think that Spain's said idiocy is causing Romano problems. Both of those scenarios make for good, one-sided Spamano angst.

In the end, the point is that the pairing is very canon and is one of the most-shipped combinations in the Hetalia universe.

(Not to mention Romano often swears and yells at Spain. Nothing says love like shouting at your life partner)

P1: Hey, did you read that new APH fic?
P2: Yeah, but I was disappointed. Spamano was only a side-pairing. GerIta gets all the love...
P1: I know, I know.

P1: Do you ship Spamano?
P2: Of course I do! It has awesome historical backing, both Spain and Southern Italy are sexy, and they go together like rama lama lama ke ding a de dinga a dong.

Spamano by marlenacecilia June 24, 2010