When you are snagging a bird and they want you to come on their face so you get up to do it but as you get up you get Cramp in your right thigh and fall off the bed - the pain is so sharp that you no longer shoot your ejaculate.
Her: "did you come??"

You: "no, I got spaff cancelled!!"
by BigMark95 November 7, 2022
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