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8.
A cross between a spade and a knife; a sharp spade
Just pass my spafe and I shall dig my way to the goblin realm!
by nN January 14, 2005
 
9.
(spâf)n. An individual with an especially spacious face (i.e. moonlike, intrusive, omnipresent, generously proportioned, ergonomically challenged)
"You, my friend, are a spafe"
by Gregory McGregory May 18, 2005