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Spadoddled 

Being so high on drugs you don't know whats going on around you, you laugh at everything anyone says, you stare at shinning objects for extended periods of time, and your just completely out of it.
John: Whats wrong with Mark?
Bob: His done so much dope he's spadoddled.
Mark: Look at that tinfoil! Ha its shinning like a birdie!
John: ?
Bob: ?
Spadoddled by JOEtheMan1991 June 28, 2011
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A game played while driving a car. The driver and passenger compete in spotting a car with one headlight missing or broken. The objective is to be the first to spot the car, then say the word spadoodle as fast as you can, remember, its a competition. Its customary to hit the losers arm as a punishment and as marking of a score. The passenger has a distinct advantage in being able to scan left to right. DISCLAIMER: NOT WISE FOR DRIVER TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO GAME, eyes on the road :)
"Spadoodle" said Thomas as he eblowed Kimberleys arm. The point was his. again!
Spadoodle by Bertha Keith February 9, 2010
a vehicle with one headlight burned out

The name of the game often played by high school boys when crusing the streets at night
The one who sees the one headlight car first shouts the word "spadiddle" and then gets to "frog" (hit with your fore-knuckle) the arm of the other passengers.
spadiddle by LarryB August 26, 2006
A spadoodle is a code name for any marijuana smoking apparatus. Usually a bowl or chillum is a spadoodle. The spadoodle is a beautiful thing!!!!!
Hey man stop bogarting the spadoodle!!!!!! Ahh shit I just dropped my glass spadoodle should of used my silicone bowl.
Spadoodle by Spadoodle 420 February 3, 2023
This is where a person tries to poop, but accidentally sits on the back of their shirt. The "process" leaves their shirt soiled with human feces.
Pete took a shit, but accidentally spadoodled on his shirt.
Spadoodle by poolpartysteve January 10, 2013
Spadoodle can mean anything and everything. It can also possess a positive and or negative outlook.
"Dude, That was one hell of a spadoodle night."

"Uh, What the heck did we do with that spadoodle?"

"Hey, you have a spadoodle day alright!"

"Sometimes you act like a frikken spadoodle man..."

Spadoodle by Ninja_cy January 4, 2008
The act of unleashing ones ancestral seed in a stream of the milky variety.
"My roommate had to wash my blanket because he spadoodled all over it"

"Sure you can borrow my car. Just no spadoodling in the back seat."

"I WANT YOU TO SPADOODLE ON MY FACE!"
Spadoodle by Canyouhandlethis January 4, 2016
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