Spadgefest Share definition Flag Often used to describe porn with lots of cum-shots and ejaculation. Can also be used in conversation with ones peers. did you see that vid on you porn last night with that German bird? proper spadgefest mate... Spadgefest by the purple intruder June 14, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Spadgefest mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch