Spadgecock 

A 'spadgecock' is a name used for a dirty penis in the South-West of England.

'I hear he never washes after sex, he's a right spadgecock.'

Spadgecock by Magnazoid July 23, 2009

spongecock

I guy who is so narcissistic and misogynistic he can only get himself off through the vigorous use of a fleshlight and a mirror.

Brad hasn't left his room in days, he's such a spongecock lately...we need to get him out to meet some people.

I'm tired of the dating scene, I think I'm just gonna spongecock it again tonight.

F**k those bitches, I'm going spongecock.

spongecock by bestlittlebitchintheworld December 30, 2011

Spacecock 

A cock so big, it reaches outerspace. People with extremely small penises may claim to have one...It is usually untrue.

Girl: I wanna get with that guy I heard he has a spacecock

Spacecock by MichelleFuckingUrrutia August 18, 2011

Spoogecocking 

The act of using another man's seed as lube for jerking it.

I've switched to spoogecocking in an effort to use only natural, non-processed products.

Spoogecocking by Dombag February 27, 2016