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This strange animal possesses a hard shell that protects it well as it spazzes out all over the place. Go near one and risk contusions. Famed for its howl, it can be found throughout India and on some isolated islands owned by Mr. Scare.
"I believe that Spacktoise is about to charge - pray for me."
by lardpony November 04, 2004