Spacktoise

This strange animal possesses a hard shell that protects it well as it spazzes out all over the place. Go near one and risk contusions. Famed for its howl, it can be found throughout India and on some isolated islands owned by Mr. Scare.

"I believe that Spacktoise is about to charge - pray for me."

Spacktoise by lardpony November 4, 2004

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Spacktoid

A human being who is lacking in certain social qualities due to excessive time spent inside playing, amongst other computer games, world of Warcraft.

SMG: Look at those employees at the new Domino's.
SPH: Yep they're Spacktoids alright.

Spacktoid by Stu_G March 29, 2010

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Spacktoise • spacktize • Spacktoid • space toilet

spacktize

To become a spacker/retard/loser/minger/spazz.

Don't go near him John you'll get spacktized

spacktize by Dani2506 December 24, 2008

stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

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