Space Tank 

This is where you lay on your arm until it goes blue and numb, and then carry out the act of masturbation so that it looks like an alien hand with no gravitational pull

Dan: Oh man, I had a space tank last night
Andy: Damn, those things get messy

Space Tank by kjgxxx January 17, 2012

Spacewank 

To rip the heed aff it in zero gravity conditions. Ideal place would be the international space station.

Whist in space, Tim Peak amuses himself by having a spacewank and seeing what happens to ejaculate in zero gravity

Spacewank by Shambles91 August 31, 2016

Spacetaker 

When the person is soo... THERE. They take too much space
Whether doing something, or doing nothing... You would literally think twice before getting to the otherside without facing a hassle of any sorts. That's how much space they take. It could be for better or worse. But all in all, it exists. It's there, and... you can see it... and... u can't sidestep next to it without bumping. That's how much width they posses.

"Person A walks into a hallway..."
Person A: Can you please move?
Person B: NO!
Person A: Tskk!!! Spacetaker!
"Person goes back down to his car, drives home, and takes the day off work!"

Spacetaker by Captain Fugdebucket June 28, 2024