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Someone who wants to be a tattoo artist but doesn't want to tattoo. They will tell everyone they are a tattoo artist but will only tattoo the designs they want to do, whereas a real tattoo artist will pretty much tattoo anything on anyone at any time.

They can be overheard saying things like "I don't tattoo for money," and often insult the customer's idea or choice of tattoo.

A space hog thinks that because they make tattoos they are entitled to being respected and or admired regardless of their character.
We went to the studio to get a tattoo but it was just a bunch of space hogs stroking each others ego's and trying to talk us into things we don't want.

I wanted to get a tattoo but some space hog tried to talk me out of it so I left.
Space Hog by Bigote Grande May 9, 2011
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Space-Hog 

"Alice is such a Space-Hog!"Said Michael
Space-Hog by MGW studios April 23, 2024

slobmonster(space hog) 

Causes rifts in space time through Primeval utterance
Holy mother fucker were in slobmonster(space hog) capitain!
slobmonster(space hog) by hxbmlfs February 13, 2010

Space hogging 

Space hogging is when someone hogs and won't share any type of space that is designed for shared enjoyment such as a bed, sofa or a seat on a public form of transport.
I am lying in bed next to my girl and she is space hogging all of the space again!
Space hogging by Deep_thought January 10, 2016

Hogan Spice 

The small covering of dirt that gets on food as a result of being dropped while cooking over a campfire. It is so named due to the frequent occurrence while camping in the Hogans.
Be our guest, Be our guest
Put our Dutch Ovens to the test
Try the fajitas they're nutritious,
Hogan Spice it's delicious!
Hogan Spice by The_Hawk August 15, 2009
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026