Spabbage 

n. A foolish or stupid person. A buffoon.
Though they may not be a proper spabbage, and indeed a normal person, any action or phrase which a person may perform, or utter (respectively) which is idiotic in some form, may cause others in the vicinity to call them a "spabbage".

Spabbage: "Herp derp,"
Normal Person: "You Spabbage!"

Spabbage by peespee63 October 18, 2011

Swabbage Patch 

A popular dance in the Bay Area, created by rapper Mace Dre. The dance involves moving your arms in a trance-like motion, very similar to "feelin' yourself".

Baydestrian 1: Yo, you see that cutti gettin down with the swabbage patch?

Baydestrian 2: Dude goin' hella retarded!

Swabbage Patch by rappergonebad October 29, 2009

sabbage 

A Smell so bad it can only be described as a combination of sewage and warm garbage

Man-o-man, Jack's farts smell like sabbage. It's so repulsive.

sabbage by santo123 January 4, 2009

Scabbage 

Flaking skin, scabbing, or any skin that requires removal due to an injury, tattoo healing, sunburn, etc.

Due to my 2nd degree sunburn, I must begin the scabbage harvest tomorrow.

Scabbage by bdbf4l July 27, 2010

Scabbage patch 

A cluster of scabs.

Wiped out on my skateboard and skinned my elbow. Now my girl is picking on the scabbage patch

Scabbage patch by Petrified slug August 31, 2019

stabbage 

Stabbage is the act of stabbing someone/somepeople but about ten times over.

"STABBAGE!", Simon shouted, whilst on his daily rampage.

stabbage by Smin0 May 19, 2005

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.

Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!

scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010