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Spabbage 

n. A foolish or stupid person. A buffoon.
Though they may not be a proper spabbage, and indeed a normal person, any action or phrase which a person may perform, or utter (respectively) which is idiotic in some form, may cause others in the vicinity to call them a "spabbage".
Spabbage: "Herp derp,"
Normal Person: "You Spabbage!"
Spabbage by peespee63 October 18, 2011
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Swabbage Patch 

A popular dance in the Bay Area, created by rapper Mace Dre. The dance involves moving your arms in a trance-like motion, very similar to "feelin' yourself".
Baydestrian 1: Yo, you see that cutti gettin down with the swabbage patch?

Baydestrian 2: Dude goin' hella retarded!
Swabbage Patch by rappergonebad October 29, 2009
A Smell so bad it can only be described as a combination of sewage and warm garbage
Man-o-man, Jack's farts smell like sabbage. It's so repulsive.
sabbage by santo123 January 4, 2009

Scabbage 

Flaking skin, scabbing, or any skin that requires removal due to an injury, tattoo healing, sunburn, etc.
Due to my 2nd degree sunburn, I must begin the scabbage harvest tomorrow.
Scabbage by bdbf4l July 27, 2010

Scabbage patch 

Wiped out on my skateboard and skinned my elbow. Now my girl is picking on the scabbage patch
Scabbage patch by Petrified slug August 31, 2019

stabbage 

Stabbage is the act of stabbing someone/somepeople but about ten times over.
"STABBAGE!", Simon shouted, whilst on his daily rampage.
stabbage by Smin0 May 19, 2005

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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