Sozzleberries 

An incredibly sinscere declaration of absolute and unrivalled sorrow.

Steve: "I just found out that my dog died."

Paul: "...Sozzleberries!"

Clinton: "Oh, that was YOUR wife? Sozzleberries!"

Sozzleberries by Ham I am. November 4, 2011

Shizzleberries 

Can be used in the place of "shit" for numerous situations. This word was created by creative genious, Juan.

Oh shizzleberries, i stepped on meekrob!

Shizzleberries by Freudian October 9, 2008