Southport is a small town on the coast of North Carolina populated by pregnant teens, rednecks, retired old people who spend 90% of their time complaining, feminists, emo's, the occasional weeaboo, girls who actually enjoy "Simply Southern" apparel, and more rednecks. If you plan on taking a vacation here, you could invest your time eating at one of the two San filepe's(because one isn't enough for a really small town), watch a movie at Surf Cinema (hope you like the sounds of coughing because that's all your going to hear during your movie), or maybe head downtown and look at the scenery (which actually isn't terrible whenever you're not being attacked by seagulls).
Despite all the negativity, some of the people here are cool and it's an alright place to live
Despite all the negativity, some of the people here are cool and it's an alright place to live
Person 1-"So where do you live?"
Person 2-"Southport NC"
Person 1-"Disgusting, go live in a better place like Wilmington or something"
Person 2-"Southport NC"
Person 1-"Disgusting, go live in a better place like Wilmington or something"
by Big boi 69 April 2, 2017
A sleepy little town in North Carolina. Everything closes at nine every evening- except the Port City Java, which closes at eight at the latest. DAMN THEM.
Billy: Hey, I'm going to Southport, NC for a vacation!
Joey: Why, what's there?
Billy: Peace and quiet. I am going to take a lot of naps.
Joey: You picked the right place to go.
Joey: Why, what's there?
Billy: Peace and quiet. I am going to take a lot of naps.
Joey: You picked the right place to go.
by amandafesto August 1, 2009
A small town located on the east coast of North Carolina. There is nothing there except for old retired people, school sluts, and religious people. There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do there. You better have money to go to the closest place that has to things to do, Wilmington, NC. Southport SUCKS. Never move to Southport. you'll regret it for the rest of your life. For the people reading this who currently live in Southport, SUCKS DOESN'T IT?
Stranger 1: "I think I'm gonna move to Southport, NC."
Stranger 2: 'What? Why! Southport is awful!"
Stranger 1: "Good point."
Stranger 2: 'What? Why! Southport is awful!"
Stranger 1: "Good point."
by SabbiStyles May 14, 2013
by PG December 2, 2004
Southport Reporter is an online newspaper, that was the first to be recognized as an accredited news outlet (newspaper) in the UK. It covers all types of news from all all over Merseyside. It is a Trade Mark of Patrick Trollope and run by both PCBT Photography and PBT Media Relations Ltd.
I found it on Southport Reporter. It is a news report on Southport Reporter. Online Newspaper Southport Reporter.
by artlactemadidiscibisknollage November 11, 2015
A small town near the spring break capitol (Panama city). There is always the chance to see lawn mowers, and hover rounds towing wheelchairs on the side of the road heading to the dollar general. filled with shrimpers, oysterers, and fisherman. The town where there's not much to do but flaunt trucks bought with daddies money. Everyone sleeps with everyone, and if you ain't republican your a terrorist. The place everyone claims to hate, but never leaves.
by Yokosama February 10, 2016