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probably the best show on tv. anyone who doesn't like south park probably goes home and fucks their mom at night. airs on comedy central and upn. main characters are cartman, kyle, kenny, and stan.
(south park episode 306: sexual harassment panda)

Petey the sexual harassment panda: "…Article 36, Section 19: One panda may not make sexual comments about another panda's appearance. If said panda does make…"

Stan: Ogh, dude, get me out of here!

Cartman: I think Sexual Harassment Panda is cool.

Stan: You would think that, you little ass-sucker.

Cartman: What did you call me?

Stan: An ass-sucker. It means you suck ass. You see an ass, you suck it. You're an ass-sucker.

Cartman: That does it! I am suing you for sexual harassment!

Petey: Uh-oh.

Stan: What?

Cartman: You have… sexually harassed me for the last time! It says right here… that now I can sue you and take all of your money.

Petey: That's right, he can.

Stan: No you can't, you little ass-sucker!

Cartman: Oh, you did it again! You all heard him!

Petey: "The first party of the first panda may sue the second-party panda unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda."
by south_park_kicks_ass May 28, 2006
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(Unknown to anyone who doesn't live in Colorado) a REAL town which a tv show was based off of by two men from South Park, Colorado. That's right all you Cartman lovers out there. IT'S A REAL PLACE! But its actually awfully boring there
Yeah, my dad is dragging me up to South Park to go fishing
by anonymouspersonfromcolorado December 05, 2010
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A crude, satirical cartoon show on Comedy Central, created in 1997 by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. South Park shows a day in the life of 4 foul-mouthed grade schoolers and the townsfolk of a white-trash, redneck mountain town. The show is notorious for being one of the very first mainstream cartoons geared directly towards adults.

The show is currently running into its 9th season, and was also made into a movie, entitled South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.
by tealdude4 April 09, 2005
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The funniest TV show that was ever made. The four main characters are Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, and Stan. Stan and Kyle are best friends. Kenny dies in almost every episode until Season 6. Whenever he dies: Stan: "Oh my god, you/they killed Kenny!" Kyle: You Bastard! . The first episode was aired in April 1997. South Park was created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Trey and Matt listen to real 8 or 9 year old boys when they think that they're alone and record what they say and put it in the show. South Park is on Comedy Central and UPN.
If you don't like South Park you are gay!
by south park is fucking awesome November 17, 2006
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My tv Bible...this show rules along w/ Simpsons and Malcom In the Middle
by Ur Mutha Fool March 28, 2003
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probably the best show on tv. anyone who doesn't like south park probably goes home and fucks their mom at night. airs on comedy central and upn. main characters are cartman, kyle, kenny, and stan.
south park episode 306: sexual harassment panda

Petey the sexual harassment panda: "…Article 36, Section 19: One panda may not make sexual comments about another panda's appearance. If said panda does make…"

Stan: Ogh, dude, get me out of here!

Cartman: I think Sexual Harassment Panda is cool.

Stan: You would think that, you little ass-sucker.

Cartman: What did you call me?

Stan: An ass-sucker. It means you suck ass. You see an ass, you suck it. You're an ass-sucker.

Cartman: That does it! I am suing you for sexual harassment!

Petey: Uh-oh.

Stan: What?

Cartman: You have… sexually harassed me for the last time! It says right here… that now I can sue you and take all of your money.

Petey: That's right, he can.

Stan: No you can't, you little ass-sucker!

Cartman: Oh, you did it again! You all heard him!

Petey: "The first party of the first panda may sue the second-party panda unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda."
by south_park_kicks_ass May 28, 2006
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The best show in the past, present, and future of the world. Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovsky, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick make up the kickass characters in this great show. Cartman's a Nazi fat kid with a hatred of hippies, gingers, jews, and basically every group he's not a part of. Kyle's a normal, fun loving jew kid. Stan's your average shmoe, and Kenny's so poor, he eats pop tarts for dinner every night. NEW EPISODES OF SOUTH PARK EVERY WEDNESDAY ON COMEDY CENTRAL.
Shut up, you fucking Jew. (cartman)
But Moooooooooooooooom, i (gibberish) TOMORROW! (cartman)
Shut up, fatass! (kyle)
mmm fmmm hmmfhm hmfmfmhf hmmm! (kenny)
that's totally uber 1337 kool. (stan)
Mr. Hat is gonna slap you bitches up. (Mrs. Garrison)
south park, the best show on earth
by the stifmeister March 30, 2008
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