probably the best show on tv. anyone who doesn't like south park probably goes home and fucks their mom at night. airs on comedy central and upn. main characters are cartman, kyle, kenny, and stan.
south park episode 306: sexual harassment panda

Petey the sexual harassment panda: "…Article 36, Section 19: One panda may not make sexual comments about another panda's appearance. If said panda does make…"

Stan: Ogh, dude, get me out of here!

Cartman: I think Sexual Harassment Panda is cool.

Stan: You would think that, you little ass-sucker.

Cartman: What did you call me?

Stan: An ass-sucker. It means you suck ass. You see an ass, you suck it. You're an ass-sucker.

Cartman: That does it! I am suing you for sexual harassment!

Petey: Uh-oh.

Stan: What?

Cartman: You have… sexually harassed me for the last time! It says right here… that now I can sue you and take all of your money.

Petey: That's right, he can.

Stan: No you can't, you little ass-sucker!

Cartman: Oh, you did it again! You all heard him!

Petey: "The first party of the first panda may sue the second-party panda unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda."
by south_park_kicks_ass May 28, 2006
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The funniest parody of left wing political ideology since George Orwell's Animal Farm and 1984.
South Park makes fun of society's ignorance.

Ignore the vulgar delivery, and South Park is the most clever show on television.
by John Ronane February 14, 2004
A show that makes fun of societys ignorance
Man,South Park was so true yesterday
by South Park Fan August 06, 2003
One of the best shows on tv ever.
Hey, lets watch the south park, it the one where Cartman finds out that is dad is actually his mom.
by Bon Chez July 13, 2003
the best effin show on the planet. Constantly makes fun of the problems in society with the ability to make you laugh your ass off.
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: Oh, Im sorry, Im sorry. Actually, what I meant to say was *gets out loudspeaker* How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?
by Julie October 10, 2004
easily the funniest show/movie ever made
Cartman - Nooo kitty that's my pot pie!
Kitty - Meow...
Carman's Mom - Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!
Cartman - .......what?
by Phishr January 17, 2005
Quite possibly the only show on tv worth watching.
by Anonymous November 03, 2003
the bestestestest show ever.
MR. GARRISON: "what is 5 times 2?............. cmon children dont be shy."
CLYDE: "12?"
MR. GARRISON: "OK, now lets call on someone whos not a complete retard."
–South Park Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
by Big Gay Al February 15, 2004
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