Petey the sexual harassment panda: "…Article 36, Section 19: One panda may not make sexual comments about another panda's appearance. If said panda does make…"
Stan: Ogh, dude, get me out of here!
Cartman: I think Sexual Harassment Panda is cool.
Stan: You would think that, you little ass-sucker.
Cartman: What did you call me?
Stan: An ass-sucker. It means you suck ass. You see an ass, you suck it. You're an ass-sucker.
Cartman: That does it! I am suing you for sexual harassment!
Cartman: You have… sexually harassed me for the last time! It says right here… that now I can sue you and take all of your money.
Petey: That's right, he can.
Stan: No you can't, you little ass-sucker!
Cartman: Oh, you did it again! You all heard him!
Petey: "The first party of the first panda may sue the second-party panda unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda."
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: Oh, Im sorry, Im sorry. Actually, what I meant to say was *gets out loudspeaker* How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?
Kitty - Meow...
Cartman - NOOO BAD KITTY BA- MOOOOOOOOOOM! KITTY'S BEIN' A DILDO!
Carman's Mom - Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!
Cartman - .......what?