An extremely, extremely unattractive lady that will attempt to look attractive (usually by caking on the orange make-up, crap jewellery etc) but obviously hasn't a hope. It is clear to the world that she spends her time lonely at home eating from a massive pot of soup, usually high protein based, bordering on lard soup. Usually has cankles (when the calf just meets the foot) and really saggy tits.
by Ricky C March 11, 2005
by Jmartin82 November 17, 2016