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Soulja Boy is a perfect example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the American music industry. Soulja Boy is also an example of the rapid decline in modern hip hop/rap.

With his new and only hit single "Crank Dat" reaching the number one spot on the Billboard Hot 100, Soulja Boy has also become the number one most hated rapper.

Advantages of being a Soulja Boy:

1. No education is required
2. No talent is needed to make millions
3. Intercourse with all the 14 year old girls that listen crap music!

Disadvantages of being a Soulja Boy:

1. Your dignity and pride.

Simple steps to becoming a Soulja Boy:

1. Download a bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
2. Claim that you bought it with your life savings to generate sympathy.
3. Open up your bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
4. Open the demo song, remove everything but the drums.
5. Rename the song "Soulja Boy - Crank Dat"
6. Take out your mp3 player and turn on the voice recorder.
7. Say the following words in the following order: (1)"Soulja Boy" (2)"Superman" (3)"Bape" (4)"Ohhhhhh"
8. Repeat for 4 minutes, arrange it with the background music and import it to youtube.

Just remember the 3 main criterias needed for becoming the next Soulja Boy:

1) Make sure your songs don't make sense (use a maximum of 4 words in your songs)

2) Repetition is the key to saving a lot of time and dedication otherwise needed to produce a REAL song

3) Get cheap sunglasses (preferabbly from the dollar store) and white out your name on it
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Bapes"

no we're mad cuz we have to hear your shit music coming out of everybody's headphones

When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch

???

Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)

...running out of ideas for words that rhyme?

Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )

example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the american music industry
by Soldout Boy November 15, 2007
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A Crunk rappuh' who's inspirashun comes fum his boy 50 Cent and Recon' he da damn greatest rappuh' alive. When in reality he be one uh de wo'st rappuh's in histo'y. He Even Makes Kevin Federline seem likes some baaaad asss rappuh'. He's lives wid his moda' which be not crunk and he gots baaaad rhymes and terrible beats. His music be plum a bunch uh de samedin'.

Person 1: Crank ta Soulja Boy Crank da Soulja Boy do tha superman

Person 2: Hey What are you singing

Person 1: I'm rappin' dat beat fum Soulja Boy
Person 1: Crank ta Soulja Boy Crank da Soulja Boy do tha Superman

Person 2: It there more to that song

Person 1: No man. Damn homie ah' cant believs ya' gots listen t'dis beat its only de greatest rap beat ever

Person 2: Why

Person 1: Cuz Soulja Boy be crunk

Person 2: yeah. Right Soulja Boy ain't crunk and he's defiantly not a rapper he's a just a poser and just in the game for the girls and the money. He doesn't care about you. Plus he still lives with his mom and dad which is not crunk or gansata. In the words of Soulja Boy's idol "You not gangasta you a wankasta

Person 1: .... SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER

Person 2: Typical.
by The Poppo June 11, 2007
289 417
 
114.
A sexxi ass boy(from mississippi) dats real name is DeAndre Way.he was signed by Mr.collipark in 2007 and is now coming out wit his own artist. A lot of people say he can't rap,but none of dem can say he hasn't made atleast one song dey don't like.
somerandomdude: aye dat soulja boy nigga can't rap fo shit

me: nigga quit hatin!
by Arianna5445 February 18, 2008
18 154
 
115.
Soulja Boy is a 17 year old rapper from mississpi who nigga's try to hate on because they ain't him . He is signed to interscope records and collipark music. Many girls love him.
Soulja boy is a sexy ass nigga
by Marymilt February 06, 2008
18 154
 
116.
is the best rapper out right now! he can rap and he can dance and he is sexy!!!what more can you want?!?!?! he is an 17 year old boy born in chicago. he is signed to interscope records and collipark music. he came out with the number 1 dance called crank dat soulja boy and for all u people hating out soulja boy YAHH BITCH YAHH!!! GET OUT HIS FACE.....HOP OFF HIS DICK!!
person 1: *cranks dat soulja boy*
person 2: what are you doing?
person 1: cranking dat soulja boy
person 2: thats a cool dance
person 1: i know
peron 2: i like it, its catchy
person1: yes it is, you can join if u like!
person 2: ok!
person 1 and person 2: *cranks dat soulja boy
ITS THE BEST DANCE EVER AND WE WILL STILL BE CRANKING DAT SOULJA BOY IN 2020!!!!!!
by Soulja Girl Tellem April 04, 2008
20 164
 
117.
the king of all superheroes. soulja boy can superman, spiderman, and batman dem hoez.
"Man, souljaboy Tell 'Em is the shiznitz."
"Yeah, He Superman dem hoez."
by nachocheesier October 15, 2007
43 192
 
118.
A hot teehaged rapper who the gurls luv. He always be actun crazy and havin fun.
"Aye man stop actin crazy u actin like Soulja Boy.
by shaira13 January 11, 2008
18 170
 
119.
a good rapper that everyone hates cuz they don't like proper music. they all listen to emo music and slit their wrists whenever they can.
guy1:lets listen to soulja boy.
guy2:hold on i need to slit my wrists.
by -daniel-m February 13, 2008
25 265